STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
