I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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