Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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