I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I'm passing your future prison.
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we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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