last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My penis needs a shock collar
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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