swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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