Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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