You really coming over, don't trick.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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