Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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