Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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