my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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