Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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