hotel room ftw
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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