Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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