your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
