plz talk dirty to me
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
he fucked my hip out of place.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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