Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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