Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Watching her eat just hurts me
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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