only if we run a train.
done.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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