try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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