Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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