I'm drive I can fine osifer
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Bring me that man meat
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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