I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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