Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
wow bdsm is so cute
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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