is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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