Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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