In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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