On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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