marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
she pinky promised me she was 18
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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