How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
People in love make me want to vomit
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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