Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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