Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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