okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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