My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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