just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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