I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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