WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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