Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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