yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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