You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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