OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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long story
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
The air taste purple.
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