omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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