Nicole vs. Life
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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