Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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