you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
