so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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