Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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