he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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