Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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