i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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