what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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