Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
why is half of my head shaved?
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