u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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