You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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